One detail that probably didn't catch your eye in that previous paragraph was the fact that this was the first time that 3-2-1 had run a show on a Saturday, as opposed to the usual Friday night timeslots; or the one time they decided to run on a random Wednesday which thankfully never became a regular thing. This was of course because a "rival" promotion had decided to run their own wrestling/variety show in Seattle at the not so far away El Corazon, a well establish dive-y concert venue (formerly known as The Graceland) that I've seen countless shows at over the years; including legendary NYHC band Gorilla Biscuits just a few weeks ago as of when I'm writing this in the spring of 2026. Run by a stalwart of the local PNW wrestling community Ethan HD, whom I was lucky enough to get to wrestle multiple time years later, but never in 3-2-1 so I don't know how often his name will come up, "Project 43" was a series of shows that from all accounts were a lot of fun using a bevy of local Washington/Oregon based wrestlers whom likely would not have been caught dead at a 3-2-1 show during this particular tenure of the promotion. In hindsight it's all very silly but in the moment, the power's that be in charge of the "Battle Palace" (and by that, I mostly mean one guy) felt threatened by this and decided the best course of action was to stray from our typical Friday evening slot and run head to head on this particular evening. There's likely a joke along the lines of a current meme about "some men becoming indie wrestling promoters instead of going to therapy" that could be made here, but let's move on.
Back to the match at hand though; a classic no nonsense (or all nonsense if you really think about it) battle between three pals with no history of any real significance to build upon or any direction coming out of it. I do not recognize whom was handling the ring announcing duties on this particular evening but his delivery and cadence were certainly lacking, really making you appreciate how good we had it with someone as consistent in tone as 3-2-1's resident announcer Led Lawless. The referee that evening however was someone who was around until the bitter end of the promotion, looking after plenty of my biggest and best matches in that timespan as well as training the vast majority of all future regular referees that would come out of the school; that being Chris Samuels.
Things get started quickly with a fun blend of comedy and chain wrestling, as a series of vignettes unfold centered around Cole taking issue with both James and I, finding himself on the receiving end of a series of Superkicks; first from James, second from myself and finally a pair of them from both of us. I honestly do not remember ever throwing superkick at any other point during my wrestling career and both of the ones I hit here look pretty darn good if I do say so myself; maybe I have a career renaissance ahead of me as a Young Bucks tribute act... or maybe not. With Cole out the way, I do my best to take charge with a series of strikes and a nice sequence off the ropes on James, coming out on the short end of things however as he hits his signature calf kick that I awkwardly bump on, rolling over him in the process and straight out onto the floor.
The triangular nature of these matches continues with all 3 of us taking charge at points, even within the same sequences; case in point James' attempt at diving out onto Cole is cut off by a hard forearm, which is answered in form by a hard forearm of my own to Mr. Crazy; allowing me enough time to place him seated in a folding chair in the front row to hit a familiar signature high risk maneuver of mine for the fist time in months. However, as I'm heading down the apron towards him my trailing foot is held onto by James which I mitigate by utilizing leverage created from holding onto the top rope and literally dragging him under the bottom rope to the floor in a heap with my foot. I can honestly say I've never seen anyone recreate this sort of scenario before or since then. With both opponents now stunned enough for me to seat them next to one another in adjacent folding chairs, I'm able to successfully hit the diving dropkick onto them; something that I first hit close to a year prior in what is still likely at this point my best match in the promotion; the Seattle Streetfight Tag Match from "Battlemania 2015."
Capitalizing on that devastating maneuver and the ensuing roar of the crowd chanting "Holy Shit" that followed it, I take control of Cole back inside the ring. In what feels like what I've come to describe as "Proto-Wrestling Genius," I execute a very cool looking and novel suplex using nothing more than a knuckle lock and a firm grip on his left triceps, floating over immediately afterwards and neutralizing his aforementioned arm using a leg scissors. It's short lived however as Cole uses his own free legs to kick me multiple times in the back, sending me crashing face first to the mat where he floats over himself and locks on a half boston crab which I have no other choice but to get to the ropes in order to break. Honestly, I could watch an entire match of this sort of work between the two of us and while I think there's a more interesting framework to be explored in this moment, it is clearly not the direction of this match and merely there to continue the rising action while James is off selling on the floor. Nonetheless after breaking free of his hold and selling into a nearby corner I'm hit by a huge strike combination of his in the form of an impactful running European Uppercut and snugly hit jumping Enzigiri kick; sending me crashing out to the floor myself.
As things have progressed we're clearly utilizing the tried and true format when formulating a 3 way match, keep one man on the outside while the other two work; occasionally interjecting for some type of larger sequence or moment involving all three participants. As I find myself stunned on the floor, James returns to the ring and attempts to hit one of his patented moves, the TKO; or Hawaiian Smasher for any potential Maunakea Mossman marks who are possibly reading this. Cole valiantly tries to take control again with a series of hard chops but finds himself stunned once more by a single legged (shinned?) Codebreaker by James. What ensues is one of the more absurd moments I've likely written about in this blog up until this point with Diesel and I exchanging a series of rear waist lock reversals with me finally taking control by essentially performing the Heimlich Maneuver on him with his corresponding exhalation of all the oxygen in his lungs coming in contact with the still dazed Cole; sending him flying into the corner with a big "John Woo" esque bump in a moment that feels like it has more shared DNA with a Looney Tunes cartoon than a Judo Suwa vs Dragon Kid match.
After allowing the moment to register with the somewhat dumbfounded audience, I send Diesel careening to the canvas with a release German Suplex that on video sure seemed like I was doing more of the work on than he was; ie "he went up kinda heavy, brother." Having shown how adapt I am at both wrestling and first aid, I attempt to add home decor to that list by setting up an honest to god proper folding table that had been previously hidden underneath the ring, perpendicular to the ring apron in front of the very receptive crowd. I could not tell you how or why we had access to a table for this somewhat random, one off match but we set out to take advantage of it and create a moment that no one would forget. Laying out James on the table but being completely oblivious to the fact that Cole had used this moment to climb up onto a large beam that normally was used to suspend a boxing heavy bag from (in Evolv Fitness' day to day operation as a martial arts gym); a struggle ensues between James and I leading to Crazy diving off with a well timed Somersault Senton onto both of us, sending us crashing through the table to the sounds of another gigantic pop and ensuing "Holy Shit" chant.

"TABLE! TABLE! TABLE!"
"And 3-2-1 Battalion, what is that Table made of?!"
"SOLID STEEL!!"
"It's actually made out of Wood guys... Wood."
As the old adage goes, the only things in life that are guaranteed are death, taxes and Cole Crazy breaking up a move of mine in a multi-person match by hitting a top rope 450 onto me out of nowhere. Call it tropey or not, sometimes the hits never go out of style for a reason and the crowd goes absolutely crazy for the well timed moment, even with it not being the cleanest version of this spot we would hit together. At this point James and I feed off to opposite corners in order for Cole to "Go Crazy" ("don't mind if I do"), with his patented series of running European Uppercuts. I'm up and ready on the far side while James appears to be a mess, struggling to sit up and clinging to the bottom turnbuckle pad for life. Finally able to reverse my fortunes, I avoid a charging Cole by leap frogging out of the corner and over him; colloquially known in most indie wrestling locker rooms as "the TJP," although I try to credit Masato Yoshino whenever I can as the first person I ever saw execute it.
I use this opening to set both him and a now worse for wear James up onto the same opposing turnbuckles, hitting a Superplex on Cole before my second attempt on James is cut off by a move made famous (albeit a very long time ago) by Phil Brooks himself, the top rope pedigree otherwise known as the "Pepsi Plunge" which I believe James would jokingly refer to his bootleg version of as the "Safeway Select," a nod to anyone who grew up working class, drinking store brand sodas like the 3 of us in this match likely did. Following this however, James disappears from the ring and is no longer seen in this match; something I reached out to fellow participant Cole Crazy whom helped jog my memory as to what exactly went down in this moment...
"(James) was having stomach issues before the match started so he took an Imodium tablet. At that last corner spot he told me that he was going to puke, so I relayed the message to you in the opposite corner. Your verbatim reply to him was 'I don't care how you're feeling (James), you're hitting the fucking spot and then you can leave'; LOL."
I'm not sure he'll ever see this but with a decade of hindsight behind me, I can sincerely say I'm sorry James; although to be fair, this looked pretty rad and got another gigantic pop. With Diesel no longer a factor we're left with Cole and I to battle it out in one of the more baffling closing stretches I've encountered in this rewatch project so far with no real semblance of selling or logic to be found. Case in point, immediately after being driven face first into the canvas from the top rope I'm able to reverse Cole with very little effort and hit one of our classic sequences that we would almost always throw in because of how well rehearsed and executed it was. A hard forearm in the corner, followed up with a release German Suplex and a John Woo style "Shotgun Dropkick" with an absolutely gross landing to cap it all off. This style of dropkick was something that I had done years prior during my backyard days and really wasn't using much at all in this era, preferring the more Bryan Danielson coded corner dropkick instead but without fail (and for years to come after this, for that matter), Cole would always ask me to include it whenever we shared a ring with one another because of how particularly brutal it would look. Now, if you're just joining me now, let me reiterate to you the following take aways from this week's blog entry:
-"Dudes Rule"
-"The hits never go out of style."
Trying to capitalize on that quick turn of events, I attempt to finish off Cole with my sometimes utilized Armtrap German Suplex; which to be fair was the finish of our most recent singles encounter from the previous summer and I guess should count as some form of psychology/built upon moment(s) within the match itself. Alas, it's not successful with Cole hitting a go behind into his own gross looking release Half Nelson Suplex landing me directly on my head. The only fitting response for a match of this nature at this current stage in my development as a pro wrestler is a half assed fire up and no-sell of something that could have been used so much more effectively. A series of hard back and forth strikes follow with some seriously lackadaisical waist lock reversals afterwards ending in a Johnny Saint inspired moment of me feeding my leg between his legs to set a trap; as he reached down with both hands in an attempt to take advantage, I instead grab them and flip him over for the first of many European Clutch pins in my career, for the incredibly satisfying 3 count victory. While the build up itself lacked any of the energy or struggle characteristic of "the master of escapology," the execution on the pin itself was pretty flawless with both of my feet planted perfectly on Cole's arms as I gripped firmly onto his wrists to properly execute what I would come to win many matches over the years with. It became such a signature that I ended up giving it my own signature name "the Pattullo Bridge" after the recently closed, nearly 100 year old crossing that connects the only two cities I've ever lived in over the last 40+ years: Surrey and New Westminster, British Columbia.
This match flows reasonable well with each vignette transitioning relatively seamlessly from one to the next; and simply put, it's a total blast to watch. While it was not completely devoid of any real connective tissue, I will continue to hammer home how much it lacked polish in some of the sequences and transitions, with the long term selling or lack there of at times in particular coming across as very "indie." Any pro wrestler will tell you that 3 Way matches are never the easiest thing to plan and sometimes the lowest common denominator is a completely reasonable goal i.e. hit a bunch of cool, well-executed moves in something resembling a match structure with none of the participants getting hurt along the way. To that I say we were mostly successful in accomplishing our primary objectives on that fateful Saturday evening in Seattle; that is of course if you can overlook the likelihood of James vomiting everywhere at the conclusion of this match, which I can not confirm one way or the other. If that was in fact the case then I suppose this spotfest of a 3 Way hot opener was an abject failure and should be avoided at all costs; but maybe I'm just over thinking things to begin with and the dudes do in fact rule after all.

































